So funny…
I’m about to be a little mean but this is too funny.
Girl I knew back in Jr High sent me this message during the summer of 09. Direct copy and paste:
“ha waz up i was going to be Houston to night and i was wondering if wonted to go out sometime and talk or what ever I’m going to be at the club Wash’s to night, you should come it is the one on 290 and by bw8 well i guess i will let you go it would be nice to see you since i have not seen you since high school. i will be their around 9:00 it takes me 2 hrs to there because i live in bay city,i live 30 Min’s from the beach here well hope to see you sometime and make shore that the clean shave you look a lot better that way you probably do the goti look because of you work well i will talk later even if you dont wont to talk to me or that you do remember me at, well you parents that i said hello and i hope they are doing OK.”
W. T. F. I didn’t reply. Got another message from her yesterday. Again, direct copy and paste:
“i just wanted to say hello and if yo want to talk let me know i go to houtson every weekend w/my friend for grils night out if yo want to meet up sometime, well i gass i will let yo go and can i ask yo a question when we where in school why didn’t you talk to me yo talked to my bro. but not me yo just look i wish yo would of talked to to me, well maybe we could meet up sometime w/go out on friday nights to club hush on I10 and HWY6 if want to chat in person well seya”
Do periods (.) and grammar not exist in your world? Sorry I’m making fun of you gril but you shouldn’t be inviting me to grils night out to club hush in houtson when you are married with 5 kids. Thanks but no thanks.
